Witch gets paid…
This is great…so a debt collector in Lithuania has hired Lithuania’s self-professed leading witch…Vilija Lobaciuviene, to hunt down deadbeats…you’ve got to really be feelin’ the credit crunch hard to turn to a witch…
A company spokeman said, “Our new employee will help them to understand the situation, reconsider what is right and wrong and act accordingly.”
Soo…how exactly is she going to “help them to understand”…I mean if one doesn’t have the money they owe you how’s a spell going to help the situation? Or is she more of a tracker?
I’m really intrigued by this….I want to know what she’s doing…
Apparently she can provide many magical tools: casting spells, hypnosis, prediction of future, herbal medicines and what she calls “the bio-energy field.”
But….is she a good witch or bad witch?? LOL!!!
Makes me wonder what acts of fuckery she’s done…
I hate it when she does that…
it’s friday. finals are over. going out with my girls tonight.
life is good.
these guys crack me up. i love the little plane in the background…lol.
NJOY!!!!!!
Kanye West “Eat Shit, Die” Video Clip
Supposedly this was Kanye’s response to someone throwing a penny onstage…
it had to be more than about a penny…i hope.
WTF?!?! Man kills his friend over the TV Remote…
Now I know there’s alot of jokes about men and possession of the tv remote but this is fucking ridiculous!!
This is coming out from New Jersey…Donald Zampini pleaded guilty yesterday to aggravated manslaughter to killing his friend, Barbara Morris…ok so first I should probably tell you that old Donald here is 73 years and Ms. Barbara was 63 years old. Donald told the Judge he was arguing with Barbara over possession of the tv remote and that even though he doesn’t remember it (how fucking conveinent) he apparently then stabbed Barb 28 times…wtf! over the damn tv remote…is he fucking serious?!
Now since old Donald skipped a trial and pleaded out…he has been sentenced to 18 years in prison and has to serve at least 15 years before he can be released…but really at this point isn’t that pretty much a life sentence? Seriously…Don will most likely die in prison over a fucking tv remote…hope he got to watch whatever damn show was so important cuz it only cost him 15 years.
People are crazy. and dumb.
Gay penguins want to be parents too…
When I first came across this story I thought it was a joke, but it’s for real…lol.
According to the UK’s Telegraph, a couple of gay penguins are attempting to become fathers by stealing eggs from straight penguin couples. The boys started putting stones at the feet of the parent penguins to conceal that they were waddling off with their eggs. But their theft was noticed by other penguins at the zoo and the gay couple has now been ostracised so keepers have segregated the three year old male penguins from the rest in attempt to avoid any disruptions during hatching season.
You maybe laughing your ass off right about now…as are the people I just told but apparently gay penguins is not uncommon in the animal community. I can’t stop laughing at the image of boys waddling off with the eggs and the parents waddling after them when they realized what had happened…lol!!!!!
**In 2002, a couple of gay penguins were “outed” after eight years when keepers finally noticed they were both males at a NY zoo….my question is what took them EIGHT years to notice?!? I mean after the third or four year weren’t they concerned by the lack of babies?! Whatev.
**A German zoo unsuccessfully tried to mate some gay male penguins by flying in some Swedish female birds…but those males were for real gay and were not turned on in the slightest.
