WTF am I doing?

life…it’s complicated and random. very random.

Witch gets paid…

This is great…so a debt collector in Lithuania has hired Lithuania’s self-professed leading witch…Vilija Lobaciuviene, to hunt down deadbeats…you’ve got to really be feelin’ the credit crunch hard to turn to a witch…
A company spokeman said, “Our new employee will help them to understand the situation, reconsider what is right and wrong and act accordingly.”
Soo…how exactly is she going to “help them to understand”…I mean if one doesn’t have the money they owe you how’s a spell going to help the situation? Or is she more of a tracker?
I’m really intrigued by this….I want to know what she’s doing…
Apparently she can provide many magical tools: casting spells, hypnosis, prediction of future, herbal medicines and what she calls “the bio-energy field.”
But….is she a good witch or bad witch?? LOL!!!
Makes me wonder what acts of fuckery she’s done…

January 16, 2009 Posted by | business, news, wtf | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

WTF?!?! Man kills his friend over the TV Remote…

Now I know there’s alot of jokes about men and possession of the tv remote but this is fucking ridiculous!!

This is coming out from New Jersey…Donald Zampini pleaded guilty yesterday to aggravated manslaughter to killing his friend, Barbara Morris…ok so first I should probably tell you that old Donald here is 73 years and Ms. Barbara was 63 years old. Donald told the Judge he was arguing with Barbara over possession of the tv remote and that even though he doesn’t remember it (how fucking conveinent) he apparently then stabbed Barb 28 times…wtf! over the damn tv remote…is he fucking serious?!
Now since old Donald skipped a trial and pleaded out…he has been sentenced to 18 years in prison and has to serve at least 15 years before he can be released…but really at this point isn’t that pretty much a life sentence? Seriously…Don will most likely die in prison over a fucking tv remote…hope he got to watch whatever damn show was so important cuz it only cost him 15 years.

People are crazy. and dumb.

December 3, 2008 Posted by | life, people, wtf | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment